Jokes dating dirty
if you think making a relationship Facebook official is the most important part of the relationship. PERIOD If you and your kids can start yall own basketball team if u don't like my mommy and my mommy don't like you, sorry family comes first if you don't know who Ben Gibbard is!
if you chew food with your mouth wide open if you don't laugh at my lame jokes.
you don't know the simple difference between "there", "their", & "they're". if your mother's retarded, insane, or a fucking lunatic.
if the holidays are coming up and your expecting a gift; we just started dating if you are fat if your pregnant with someone elses baby if all you do is run & tell everyone what goes on between us.
Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you’d feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied.
But share them we must, because there’s something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. “Now you have to remove them.” Because she outgrew her B-shells.
Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis? It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? " Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!
” Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Because if we could, we’d spend the whole time squirting each other. ” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield.
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. " The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business". " The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. ” She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”. ”A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. She spent 00 and felt really good about the results.
Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis? Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line.