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1.) My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. Andy Warhol 3.) Isn’t it strange — when you’re single, all you see is couples, and when you’re part of a couple, all you see are hookers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
Can you look at your partner’s faults honestly and say, ‘I can work around that. Because the good stuff is always going to be there, and it’s always going to pretty and sparkly, but the crap underneath can ruin you.” ― “Who're you going with, then? " She called back."Want to come to the ball with me? I like the guy, but he's scary.” ― “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection.
” ― “People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other’s personalities. Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another person. The really clever trick is this: Can you accept the flaws? He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! "Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him."What? Then, just like that, he switched to some random, happy topic.
Steven Wright Relationships are like triathalons which are also very stupid.
Unknown Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? Albert Einstein Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Perhaps no other topic in the course of human events provides as much fodder for humor as romantic relationships.